Misadventures of a College Girl

You’re the answer to a prayer I didn’t even know I had

Defying Gravity’ from Wicked

You looked good together. Like Beauty and the…Beauty.”

David. Dylan. Close enough

Oh Mylanta, that’s nice.”

Gosh, when the universe works this hard to put two ridiculously good-looking people together, it’d be downright arrogant of them not to have sex, don’t you think?”

He motions to the phrase on his shirt. “You’re welcome.”

Don’t bother asking me to change partners, unless you’re a handsome football star, in which case go right ahead.”

“Zooey, I’ll remember this night—and the way you’re looking at me right now—as long as I live.”

“Does that mean I’m a lifelong memory now?”

Tyler strokes my hair for a moment, looking deep in thought. He gently stretches a coiled strand of my hair taut, releases it, and watches it go boing. “You already were.”