The Acid Test

ENE ONE

Friday 9pm. It’s raining outside, in the empty flat you can hear running water, a clap of thunder then Laffy Taffy by D4L playing from the speakers. DANA LORRE emerges from the bedrooms wearing her bra and tracksuit bottoms. She dances around the room vaguely with a cigarette in her mouth and pours herself a glass of wine. She goe

RUTH:
Sorry for being a bitch, I’m going to be such bad company
DANA:
Whatever, you seen my…
Both their phones go.
(In Borat’s voice.) I have a text
They both look at their phones.
DANA:
Terry
RUTH:
Terry
DANA:
(Reading in a French accent.) Come to Movida tonig