You are cordially invited to the…shotgun…wedding of {"em"=>["Elena Cabrera Bravo"]}
{"em"=>["and"]}
{"em"=>["Rogan Murdoch"]}
Date: As soon as labor is over.
Time: Just enough for the bride to fit into something other than a hospital gown.
Hosted by: The brothers of the bride. In fact, they insisted on it!
Reason for Union: The bride and groom love each other…even if they're both too stubborn to admit it!
RSVP to the Bravo Family.
Gifts (wedding and baby) optional…
