Darkside Zodiac: Aquarius

detached observers of the human condition

sees the rest of humanity as their private lab rats

allergic to sensible routine

you’re a sarcastically ornery routine-phobe

Plus Earthlings are essentially weak, and weak people drain your energy cells, so you need to get away to recharge.

Respect your inner Leo; it provides that orange glow deep inside, the tiny flame that hungers for fame, celebrity, and adoration, and melts the ice-shard in your heart

Moon in Virgo—always relieved to get back to the ship’s decontamination unit.

Uranus is so much more on your wavelength: the cosmic generator of crankiness, willful eccentricity, and very odd changes in direction

A technical tip for non-Aquarians. You may find yourself, for some bizarre zodiacal reason, on the frosty observation deck of a space station full of Aquarians

you are an offworlder, ignorant of Earthling ways