Adam Kay

raniophallic anastamosis’ – dickhead.

But what if someone shares a ghastly factory farming video on Facebook the day before and you inadvertently witness a mass debeaking?

Besides, holding anyone to their word at that age seems a bit unfair, on a par with declaring the

‘I want to be an astronaut’ painting you did aged five a legally binding document.

a great doctor must have a huge heart and a distended aorta through which pumps a vast lake of compassion and human kindness.

They must have something that cannot be memorized and graded:

The system runs on skeleton staff and, on all but the quietest shifts, relies on the charity of doctors staying beyond their contracted hours to get things done

All I get in reply is a ‘yeah, that happens’, like I’ve mentioned the coffee shop has run out of pains aux raisins.

scattered on the wrong beach.

I put my hand up and ask what happens if the patient already has a tattoo of an arrow on the wrong leg