First things first: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSEY!
Second things second: LORDE AND JACK ANTONOFF WERE SUPER WEIRD AT THEIR LIVE SHOW, AND WE WERE BOTH THERE TO SEE IT IRL.
Remaining things third: Olivia Culpo's mom is nice, the French do not understand Mandy Moore, Marc Jacobs got engaged to an underwear model named Charly DeFranceso in a Chipotle to a flash mob, Jenna Dewan Tatum is now Jenna Dewan again, a straight man barely knows the difference between Kaley Cuoco and Haley Kiyoko, and Chris Pine's new girlfriend has a name we honestly can't remember.