We know you're all still talking about Beyonce's performance, but this is NOT the place for such Themmy conversation. WE are here to talk about Who-chella Queen Vanessa Hudgens, Instagram model Sommer Ray (who has an affinity for butt fringe), someone named Romee Strijd (she looks like literally everyone), and a host of other horrifically dressed Coachella attendees whose names I've already forgotten.
But it's not all palm trees and SPF this week. Did you hear about Pia Miller and her fiance, that guy who created a brand of macadamia nut milk? What about Eva Amurri Martino's Dunkin Donuts sponcon??? Or Olivia Munn's ACTUAL boyfriend, actor Alex Gonzalez????
NO??? Well, there's so much for you to learn. As Shania Twain says, life's about to get good.
