'Take me to your leader.' the little green alien said
I took out my magnifying glass
I needed to have a good look
But I'm afraid I singed his head
'Ouch!' he said 'You're awfully rude.'
Said I 'I'm sorry, little green dude.'
He stomped his feet and he waved his arms
His cadenza was quite complete
He started to smoke,
I swear it's no joke
And then he exploded with rage
All that's left of the little green man Is a dollop of green, slimy sludge
The poor little alien dissolved
Before I could get to know his charms
Best viewed on a colour screen as the book includes Sandra's colourful doodles
