It's Just a F***ing Date

Happiness is hard work.

Crazy + Sexy doesn’t always = Cool

Meet someone, take them out twice, have sex on the third date, become a couple, then fight until done.

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A quality relationship needs a foundation of love, trust, respect, and a burning desire to be with that person through thick and thin (and have sex with them).

Ultimately, if you find happiness you may find that you don’t need a man in your life, and if you do find a great man, he is simply an addition to a life well lived.

because every time a relationship or even a first date doesn’t pan out, you blame yourself. The thought that runs through your head is: “There must be something wrong with me because I wasn’t good enough for them to love me.” What your thought should be is: “I’m only responsible for my half of it, not his. It wasn’t a match for me because it takes both halves for it work, so I’m better off for it ending now.” Do you know why that should be your thought? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO GIVE YOU YOUR VALUE! You have to do that for yourself, you CAN do it for yourself and you certainly f***ing should.

We can’t help ourselves. It’s in a woman’s nature to be hopeful and to see the possibilities, the greatness that people possess.

With those expectations you’ll have a much better time than you thought you would. Because that actually is the point of dating: an opportunity to spend time one-on-one to see if there’s a spark.

Now who even knows what dating is?