Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Book 2: The Hammer of Thor

So…what, somebody thinks they’re about to die and they text you ‘Going down! Need Valkyrie ASAP!’ followed by a bunch of sad-face emojis?”

The charade doesn’t bother me at all. I’ll dress up, say the vows, kill my new husband, whatever.

My brain refused to get out of my head. Inconsiderate