Do you remember the nursery rhymes you used to enjoy as a child? They have now been updated for the digital age.
Please Note: Although this is not an 'adult content' book it is not intended for children, but for adults as it requires a certain level of sophistication to understand the humour.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five
One, Two, Three, Four, Five
People once caught fish alive
Now they do their phishing on the internet
How I despise these crooks
These phisher men I've never met Little Tommy Tucker
Little Tommy Tucker
Uses an app to order pizza for supper
He has no use for a knife
For the pizza is already sliced
And when he has done eating it He will browse a dating site
For a potential wife
Doctor Foster
Doctor Foster was needed in Gloucester
His skills, quite precise, were most rare
So he hooked up a camera
And with the aid of some smart software
He controlled the operation from his armchair
Download your copy now and marvel at how much things have changed,
