What Happens to Men When They Move to Manhattan?

But I am more of the suffer-in-silence type.

“C’mon! Champagne for everyone! Don’t you want to know if he wears boxers or briefs?”

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.” –

He was wearing his traditional torn jeans, plain white sneakers, and a dark-blue T-shirt with a hoodie over it. He topped the look off with a worn-out gray baseball-style hat that I remember him buying four years ago at Abercrombie.