Tough Luck Hero

Fine. Don’t thank me, rude zombie bride.

think maybe peaches are not as awesome as they think they are.”

Yes,” he said, a smile curving his lips upward. “You, Lydia Carpenter, are my broccoli.”

He snorted. “I don’t usually sleep with women with superiority complexes.”
And he’d ended up with Natalie how? But she didn’t ask that out loud because she thought it best not to poke that particular beehive. “Why? In case they conflict with yours?”

“Well, that isn’t my problem, princess.”
Seriously, he must still be a little bit drunk. He had no idea where the endearment had come from. Not that he was using it as an endearment.

“Are you actually stumping for votes right now?”