DIARY OF AN OXYGEN THIEF By Anonymous (The Oxygen Thief Diaries)

All I could think about was that if I could be hurt like this then surely I could also cause it in others.This consoled me.

Romance has killed more people than Cancer. Ok...maybe not killed but dulled more lives. Removed more hope, sold more medication, caused more tears.

When I was nearly sandwiched to death between a car and a motorcyclist I was able to imagine she’d orchestrated the whole event. I suffered a crushed bicycle and a broken wrist. How delighted I was that she should go to such trouble in the name of romantic revenge against me.

She really must love me afterall.