This mock term paper is the highlight of Beth Schaefer's book Grade A Papers: The Slap Stack. This satirical essay pokes harmless, wacky fun at both political parties and a slew of celebrities. The essay is stocked with wordplay. Includes two bonus papers:
“Make No Room for Kids: Bells Ding for Online Classes K-8” (a composition theorist parody from Grade A Papers: The Slap Stack)
and “My Flesh is My Blanket Inside Which I Hide” (a humorous historical term paper all patriotic Americans will adore)
