What is my dog thinking? That's the question the ever dog owner asks when their beloved pet stares up at them with an inscrutable look. Is it love? Is it devotion? Don't believe it. Now If Dogs Could Swear exclusively reveals what really goes on in the canine mind… With utterly charming, heart-melting cartoons and riotous, potty-mouthed captions, readers can discover that man's best friend is just as grumpy, cynical and self-serving as his master. From the team that created the UK Booksellers Association Top 5 Christmas book, 101 Uses of a Dead Kindle, If Dogs Could Swear is a brilliant, unforgettable and twisted look at the many bizarre, ridiculous and instantly recognisable scenarios in which dog owners find their pets every day.
