The Manifesto on How to be Interesting

But God was obviously too busy pretending to solve world hunger and wars,

I’ve thrown myself into the lion pit.

piss him off

School was a mere drop in the ocean of a human life.

What better way to validate your existence – to prove you had one? But maybe it wasn’t to be.

Reasons to be bloody miserable all the time

My life is so crap that I can’t even think of ten stupid things that give me reason NOT to be miserable

Reasons why I shouldn’t be so bloody miserable all the time

I live in a massive house, the kind that makes strangers jealous
I suppose, in their own sort of way, both of my parents love me
I could be pretty if I wanted…
I’m much smarter than most people
I know what I want to do with my life
I have Holdo

I know what I want to do with my life

Man, I’m so excited I might get an erection

just to add that extra pull of envy