One Million Tiny Plays About Britain

What, is that a way of saying you have bad breath?

No, she says, ‘I’m sorry. I can’t. It’s just I’m really worried about all that climate change.’

What are you going on about? Ed You mentioned water sports. Joe It’s a different kind of water sport. Ed Perhaps it’s … not something I’ve heard of. Joe Perhaps it’s better back in Guildford

Of course. Your potatoes look nice. Bit dirty, though. Joe They come from the dirt.