Irving Berlin. Indeed, Berlin, who wrote standards such as “There’s No Business Like Show Business,” “White Christmas,” “God Bless America,” and “Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better),” was such a limited piano player that he could only play in the key of F-sharp, but that didn’t stop him from making music. Eventually, he got a special custom piano with a shift lever on the right that would allow him to transpose his work into other keys.