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Did you know the human liver contains all nine essential amino acids? That it’s especially high in lysine?”

Have you looked in a mirror lately, Professor? You’re as wrinkled as an unmade bed.

All mammals are cannibals,” he says, “but only homo sapiens has a silly taboo about it, one that flies in the face of all known medical facts.”

“I’m just crossing t’s and dotting i’s here.”

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

Sometimes the universe throws you a rope. If it does, climb it. See what’s at the top.

ain’t bragging if it’s true.

“You’ll never convince me that this Covid shit happened naturally, jumping to people from bats or baby crocodiles or whatever in some Chinese wet market. I don’t know if it escaped from a research facility where they were brewing it up or if it got released on purpose, but as my grandfather would have said, t’aint natcherl.”