Be the Worst You Can Be

There are three kinds of people in
the world.
† People who make things happen.
† People who watch things happen.
† People who say “What happened?”

WE CHOOSE THE

MORALITY THAT SUITS OUR AMBITIONS.

a clear conscience is usu-

ally a symptom of my poor

memory.

We all die, but not all of us live. On your deathbed, when

your life flashes before your eyes, it should be worth

watching

Leave mottos to

other people who enjoy carrying a

burden throughout their lives.

Saving the planet is all well and good but if people are really con-

cerned with making the world a better place, a good start would

be having less grandiose aims and lofty ambitions.

Meaning well is not the same as doing good.

rying to make the world a better place is usu-

ally the province of those who want to feel good

about themselves. Caring people do occasionally

improve things, but sadly, History shows that

do-gooders often wreak as much havoc as the

most malignant minds.

here is no good rea-

son to live your days

burning with ambi-

tion. Many ambi-

tious people endure

frustrated, unfulfilled

lives, forever seeking something

‘better’, and are overwhelmed try-

ing to overachieve. They would be

much happier being less driven.

Life is more pleasant without asking

too many questions of yourself,

or seeking a higher

purpose.

With lots of money in your wallet, you are wise, you

are beautiful, and you can sing as well. But if

you want to know what God thinks

about money, look at the

people he gives

it to.

Money: apparently, it can buy happiness