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Ellen DeGeneres

Seriously... I’m Kidding

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  • juliettasp1 .цитирует8 лет назад
    When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. It’s hard to understand failure when you’re going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it’s good to fall down—not because you’re drunk and not near stairs.
  • b7745958711цитирует3 года назад
    ourselves surrounded by incredible forces of nature every single day. And then I ponder other stuff like how do mermaids always seem to find seashells big enough to wear as bras? Whenever I go to the beach the biggest shell I can find in one piece is the size of a Skittle. I’ll still make it into a bra, but it’s very, very tiny.
  • b7745958711цитирует3 года назад
    I ponder all sorts of things. I ponder life and our infinite universe and how lucky we are to find
  • b7745958711цитирует3 года назад
    Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, “I ate waffles for breakfast!” That’s why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time.
  • b7745958711цитирует3 года назад
    There’s a dent in my couch the shape of my entire body and it got there after I watched a single episode of The Bachelor.
  • b7745958711цитирует3 года назад
    my defense, I was very tired and if I wanted to walk all the way to the bathroom to find Charlie I would have had to get on my Segway, ride it to the escalator, take the escalator to the third floor, cross the champagne fountain, get my retina scanned, and deactivate dozens of laser beams.
  • b7745958711цитирует3 года назад
    the person in the stall next to me was talking on her cell phone.
  • b7745958711цитирует3 года назад
    someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don’t curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hat. That’ll show them.
  • b7745958711цитирует3 года назад
    Plus, I’ve already written other books—two as myself and dozens more under my pen name, Danielle Steel.
  • Felis Leaцитирует9 лет назад
    When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us.
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