Rather than responding to the persistent command to work by engaging in healthy alternatives, it is here suggested that the only vacation we can realistically hope for is provided through illness. When we have been officially declared sick, equipped with a recognized doctor’s certificate, we are given a momentary break. For a second, we are left alone. As David Harvey observed, ‘sickness is defined under capitalism broadly as inability to work’. Yes, we can breathe, but this rest does not last for long. Most sicknesses too soon come to an end. The sad truth is that although this strategy might allow for a momentary break, it still is, like the floatation tank and adult babies, defined more by what it is not (the tyranny of work) than by its own positive qualities. As Lucas concludes, ‘if sickness is all we have, it offers little hope for meaningful resistance.’