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Louise Rennison

‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.’ (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 3)

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Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby third book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off!
Jas said, “Well, what happened?”And I said, “Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.”«So it was like…"«Yeah… a snogging fest.”«Sacré bleu!”Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.I said, “But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.”«Oo-er…"“D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.”“Was he dancing?”«No… I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas…"Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).
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2010
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  • Вероника Бондаревацитирует4 года назад
    He said, “Look, I really really like you. I always have, you know that. But I am not an idiot, and you know, other girls like me. They are only human; you have seen my dancing …”
    That made me laugh even amongst the dramatosity.
  • Вероника Бондаревацитирует4 года назад
    I looked down at my drink and I could sort of sense him putting his head in his hands. I was just staring at my drink and avoiding looking at him. Then he said in a low sort of broken voice, “I haven’t been able to get over you … I think, I think I’m in love with you.”
    Oh sacré bloody bleu and triple merde. I mumbled, “Dave, I don’t know what to say. I, well … I …”
    He said, “Perhaps if you could give me just one last kiss.”
    I looked round at him. And he looked at me.
    And I noticed he was wearing a big false red clown’s nose. And just gazing at me.
    Actually it was really, really funny, even though the joke was on me. He just looked hilarious! Both of us were falling about.
    But then this awful thing happened. I accidentally found myself attached to his mouth. (He took the red nose off first though …)
  • Вероника Бондаревацитирует4 года назад
    This was my first official outing as girlfriend of a Sex God. I wasn’t going to let it go to my head though.
    Lalalalalalalalala. Fabbity fab fab. Eat dirt, Earth creatures.

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