Elsie Silver

He looks like Cowboy Batman,” Rhett says.

Kip: Pick up your phone, you pretty motherfucker.
Rhett: You think I’m pretty?
Kip: I think you picking that one specific detail out of my text means you’re an idiot.
Rhett: But a pretty one?

Dad: Be safe. Don’t let that asshole in your pants.
Summer: I’m really more of a skirt gal.
Dad: -_-