Cecelia Ahern

Well, you’ve let yourself go a little, haven’t you

sounding like a petulant teen

Hello,’ she said in a who are you kind of way.

wondered what the clipboard would say about the Mayan 2012 beliefs, or if it wasn’t on the list it didn’t count.

He’s like the Pinky and I’m the Brain,

two years in a row.

Again we’re having metaphor issues.

pretentious little man who needed to get off his high horse

didn’t agree with the company’s take on their environmental responsibility.

caught you out