Kendall Ryan

Dammit. I knew a four-hour erection wasn’t normal.

To girls everywhere who have made mistakes.

Forgive yourself.

Then let it go.

Dammit. I knew a four-hour erection wasn’t normal

To girls everywhere who have made mistakes.

Forgive yourself.

Then let it go.

I cling to them because their flamboyant personalities mask my non-existent on

He was undeniably attractive, and that was even before I saw the python he was packing in his pants.

I wasn’t the best hugger in the world. Maybe it had something to do with the fact my parents weren’t the affectionate type so hugs weren’t a normal or welcomed occurrence to me.

The last thing I should be doing was staring at the nurse’s tits

His lingering gaze rakes boldly over my body, and I feel the nervous lurch of my stomach. The sights and sounds of the room fade away. Yeah, he’s pretty

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

- Mae West