Horror slams into me as I register what I’m seeing. Oh God. I’ve stumbled onto a penis convention. Big penises and small penises and fat penises and penis-shaped penises. It doesn’t matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises
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Shannnnцитирует2 года назад
But she doesn’t sneak a peek. She simply keeps glaring at me. “You invoked a campus-wide hands-off law? Are you kidding me?”
I’m not at all remorseful as I meet her eyes. “Of course I did.”
“Oh my God. You are unbelievable.” She shakes her head in disbelief. “Who does that, Garrett? You can’t just go around and tell all the guys at this school that they’re not allowed to touch me or you’ll kick their asses!”
“I didn’t tell all the guys. Do I look like I have that kind of time?” I flash a grin. “I told a few key people and made sure they spread the word.”
“What, if you can’t have me no one else can?” she says darkly.
I snicker. “Well, that’s just insane. I’m not a psycho, babe. I was doing it for your sake
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olswydцитирует9 месяцев назад
Still feels like a failure on my part, but I keep forcing myself to remember Ryder’s words. It’s just a moment in time. There will be other moments
Leona Hatchцитируетв прошлом году
Clenching my teeth, I scrape back my chair. “Well, this has been fun, but I think I’ll go upstairs and kill myself now.”
Leona Hatchцитируетв прошлом году
And he’s quick to offer that reassurance again, adding, “No expectations, by the way. I’m not inviting you to, like, a three-day fuck fest or anything.”
I snort. My boyfriend, ever the wordsmith.
Juna Hoxhaцитирует7 месяцев назад
Did we not just establish that my ego is fragile
Juna Hoxhaцитирует7 месяцев назад
Shit, it is?” I grin at her. “Happy birthday, gorgeous.”
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Juna Hoxhaцитирует7 месяцев назад
“Look at these guns, gorgeous. You really think I can’t catch all ninety pounds of you?”
“One hundred and twenty pounds, thank you very much.”