Andy Weir

“On a scale from one to ‘invade Russia in winter,’ how stupid is this plan?”

NASA, however, is absolutely shitting itself. They see the water reclaimer as a critical survival element. There’s no backup, and they think I’ll die instantly without it. To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it’s “Tuesday.”

As usual, I’m working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can get around a determined arsonist with a tank of pure oxygen.

I’ll roll the damn airlock.

I can’t wait till I have grandchildren. “When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”

It’s a simple idiot-proofing scheme that’s very effective. But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.

“Nope. It’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done. And that’s a field of intense competition.”

And of course, they’ll kill anyone who tries to get in their way. That’s the breed of ‘capitalism’ we can expect from now on.

Building a civilization is ugly, Jasmine. But the alternative is no civilization at all.

A few minutes pass, then I hear it again.