Fundamentalist reactionaries believe that concern for our planet's future is senseless because it has no future; we are on the eve of the Apocalypse when Jesus will make a grand reentry, and the righteous shall be elevated to heaven, while sinners and skeptics will roast in hell for all eternity. In the face of that breathtaking scenario, melting icecaps are of no great moment—if anything, they are welcomed as evidence of the impending Judgment Day “Rapture,” the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.3