If you’re a thief in the Seven Kingdoms, there are a few things you don’t do: annoy wizards, trust pawnbrokers, and least of all — fuck around with the Valarian royal family. Marrox knows these rules but after a night of anal with Saryn, a gorgeous redhead, he’s persuaded to break the last one…

The result is a world of hurt for the pair of them. They end up in the hands of the royal family who are determined to make an example of the two criminals. Worst of all is the beautiful Princess Cassilla, a bisexual intellectual with a scientific approach to pain and domination. She’s trying to reconstruct ancient methods of torture in her dungeon workroom. Cassilla has the looks of a fairy tale princess but twisted morals and no mercy.

Their ordeal includes bondage, domination, alchemy, torture machines and mental torments designed to break the pair of them — all within the setting of a fairy tale castle, at the hands of a beautiful sadist. When Cassilla has finished with them, they will serve as evidence that you just don’t try to steal from the Valarian royal family — and every step of their suffering will have been recorded for science.

James Missaglia