“‘Boaby Stone’ has a much better ring to it than ‘Penis Stone.’ Almost sounds like it’s a lucky rock or something, and if you rub your cheek on it, you’ll be granted good luck for years to come.”
“You’re referring to the Blarney Stone, and that’s if you kiss it,” Dakota says, buckling up and holding on to the rope, which has now permanently indented our palms. “If you kissed this stone, you might get herpes.”